Meeting Tom Felton

Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!

Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf

Tom Felton: *laughs*

Me: *laughs*

Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?

Me: Let's make beautiful babies.

Tom Felton: What?

Me: What?

Tom Felton:

Me:

Tom Felton:

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Tom Felton:

Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.

Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -

Me: Poster.

Tom Felton: But -

Me: Poster.